
Well, the ancient Egyptians lived in sand and the Eskimos live in snow, but the sad fact is that nobody lives in love.

Well, the ancient Egyptians lived in sand and the Eskimos live in snow, but the sad fact is that nobody lives in love.
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.
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Will Arnett and Jason Bateman
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THE PULSE, THE HUM AND SWELL, THE SONG BENEATH THE SKIN, IT CALLS TO ME!
OW, FUCK! RANDY, WHAT THE HELL?
“DRINK!” IT CRIES, “DRINK OF ME AND LIVE FOREVER!”
GET OFF ME! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU LARPING?